Manos the Hands of Fate Review: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop


By Alex Garber   The train has left the station y’all and it’s making you late to class, again. So why not hop on board and take a ride with me on RedAssReviews Express as we head towards our next destination, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and oh boy is this one a doozie. I’ll be your conductor today so please keep all hands inside the train, and be on the lookout for my cat that got loose. His name’s  Bobrovsky so if you find him please let me know! Spoilers Below First thing’s first, you’d hard pressed to find a worse movie … Continue reading Manos the Hands of Fate Review: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop

Skeleton Man Review: WORLD CUP EDITION


One day I’ll review a good movie, today is not that day.  MATCH BEGIN Wow, where to begin… SPOILERS by the way, because you will never see this movie and I want to tell you how truly awful it is. This is a Sci-Fi Original Movie, which lets you know what you’re in for, that focuses on an undercover search and rescue unit sent to rescue another unit that has been attacked by the Skeleton Man but we’ll get to that later, along with who Skeleton Man is and why he hates you.   THE OPENING The movie starts out with … Continue reading Skeleton Man Review: WORLD CUP EDITION