Fifty Shades of Grey Review

Watching Fifty Shades of Grey is like slowly realizing that pill you took 5 minutes ago was actually Ambien, and not Viagra. You’ll fall asleep and won’t even wake up with morning wood. What a bummer. *SPOILERS BELOW* (But I’m sure you don’t care) I finally got around to watching Fifty Shades of Grey this past weekend and boy was it bad. Not even a kind of so bad it’s good. More like, “I forgot what the safe word was and now the pain won’t stop.” The plot revolves around a college senior, ¬†Anastasia Steele, who falls for a handsome … Continue reading Fifty Shades of Grey Review