Blog Update #2: They Forgot About Dre


Hey everyone, it’s me, Red Ass Reviewer or as my friends like to call me, Dr. Dre (they do I swear). It’s been a while since I wrote a review or posted anything. Just wanted to give y’all a quick update that I still want to continue writing reviews since I know how much my opinion means to y’all.

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Here’s a quick recap of what’s come out since I’ve been gone.

1. Jurassic World

Surprisingly not terrible. Don’t get me wrong, the whole movie’s plot is progressed by character’s doing extremely stupid things, but if you’re looking for a fun dino romp, Jurassic World has got you covered. Some nice nods to the original movie and that hamster ball scene was exhilarating, but you’re not gonna outrun a T-rex in heels. No, just no.

7/10 Stars

2. Inside Out

Better than Pixar’s previous outing, but not quite as good as classics like Monster’s Inc. or Finding Nemo. More clever than it is funny or entertaining for most of the run time, Inside Out is still a wildly imaginative and often touching entry into Pixar’s impressive film library.

Oh, and that Lava short was dreadfully mediocre.

8/10 stars

3. Terminator Genisys

Havent seen it.

It probably sucks.

But I’ll let y’all know.

4. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

If you are not too bothered by the quirky, goofiness of the lead characters, what you’ll find is a genuine story about our insecurities, dealing with grief, and how important friends are…even if you don’t really want them. Trust me, it’s a better and more entertaining version of The Fault in our Stars.

8.5/10 stars

5. I’ve also been hate watching some shows recently. If you don’t know what hate watching is, it’s basically when you dislike a show so much you keep watching to see if it could get any worse. Usually the answer is yes. For me those shows right now are True Detective Season 2 and Sense8, shows where you can see the potential, but the writing and acting just make them unintentionally hilarious.

Once I finish watching each season I’ll probably come up with a long scathing review on each, but it’s still up in the air right now.

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Vince Vaughn’s face when he remembers rats started eating his flesh as a kid in True Detective. Yes this happens.

Next review will hopefully be me getting drunk by myself watching Insurgent the sequel to when I got drunk watching Divergent with 7 Hispanic girls while eating Taco Bell.

Don’t judge me.

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Take a shot if something stupid happens *dies*

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